Saturday
March 22
2025
The Weber Wire
Keeping You in the Know… Whether You Like It or Not!
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Return of a Member
The latest updates
We recently welcomed back former
member The_chairmaster, also known as
Andy Ankle, from an extended absence.
Andy Ankle may not have been a founding
member, but he was a cornerstone of the
Union and his departure was something
that shocked us all. We are excited to have
him back in our lives!
Andy has been in plenty of our events, and
is a very active member. He constantly
posts videos and images of memes. His
own name is even based on a meme. You
can find him active mostly after 3:30pm
CDT. Make sure to say hello and welcome
back!
Never mind, he left the server again after
getting in a relationship with our resident
science teacher, Dr. Martyn.
Rest in Piss, Andy, you will be missed by
some.
Picture Caption: Andy Ankle is calling.
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Unveiling of new channels
Just today, server owner Fool Moore
unveiled three new channels to chat with the
bots. Bots like Glenn or Freakbot can often
say things that are age-restricted.
This posed a large problem, so making a new
channel for bots like this proved to be
necessary.
Now, by going section 4 and clicking on one
of the channels, you get the true freakiness
of the bots.
However, there are some restrictions for
this. For example, if your account is under
the age of 18, you will not be allowed into
the channel. It will provide a message
instead.
Picture Caption: The message displayed when someone
under 18 tries to access the channel.
Picture Caption: What the channel should look like.
Minecraft
Fun times!
Fool in Prison
The latest updates
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The Weber Union Bedrock Server has
been active! Shame the Java version
hasn’t seen the same success.
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Find out the truth behind Fool Moore’s
recent prison sentence! Was it really for
tax fraud like the gossip says?
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Saturday March 22, 2025
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Weber Union Bedrock Server Active?!
Who knew we’d remember that existed?
The Weber Union Agriculture Center
hosts a variety of things from Discord bots
to special events, but one thing that has
gained some much needed attention
recently is our Minecraft server.
The Weber Union has two servers, Java
and Bedrock. You can access them by
going to Info and adding the port and IP.
Name it whatever you’d like.
However, that’s not what we’re here to
talk about.
Recently, the Bedrock server has gained
some much needed use by Fool Moore
and HP Deskjet 720C.
Fool and HP have been playing for about
a month on the server, and they have built
a functional base. Sure, it is not the
prettiest, but it gets the work done.
Their most recent achievement came
Sunday, March 16th, when they defeated
the Ender Dragon, thereby completing
the game itself.
Fool and HP have taken a bit of a break,
as they are focusing on newer projects,
such as this newsletter, but are still okay
with playing, HP especially. If anyone
would like to play, just do the steps to
save the Minecraft server to your
account, then join. The server should
boot on its own.
We are excited to have more activity on
the Minecraft server, and we would love to
see you a part of it!
Picture caption: Sign on the base, affectionately called
Weber HQ.
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The Scoop of the Day
Fool went to prison?!
Fool Moore, the server owner and host of
the Weber Union Agriculture Center, has
recently been sent to prison following
being too fat for the Oklahoma Army
National Guard.
Picture Caption: Chef Linguini looking dapper as fuck.
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Chef Linguini Poisons His Pet
Hamster with Baking Soda and
Vinegar!
Chef Kesler Linguini recently decided to
make his hamster into a baking soda
volcano for the school science fair.
Using the tried and true formula of
baking soda and vinegar, Chef made a
volcano of that, and hamster guts.
When asked about the project, his
science teacher, Dr. Martyn had this to
say: “How rude!”
The hamster later was interviewed about
this and the hamster replied with .
Picture Caption: Top image: Fool Moore being happy in
prison on his first day.
Bottom image: Fool after surviving 24 hours in prison
without any sleep.
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Saturday March 22, 2025
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Upcoming Events
The latest updates
Here at the Weber Union, we enjoy
having a fun time every once in a while.
These events aren’t as often as we once
had, but we are working on that.
Our upcoming event for this newsletter is
an event called “Meth”. It is planned for
Tuesday, April 1st at 12:00am. We don’t
quite have a plan for it just yet, as it was
only added as a joke by our founder,
Mike Weber.
If you have any suggestions for this or
any other events, feel free to DM HP
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enjoy hearing your suggestions!
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The Scoop of the Day
Ms. Hicks strikes again!
Ms. Hicks, the Union’s music teacher and
known security guard eater, has struck
again! This time on the watermelon fields
of the Weber Union Bedrock Server. Fool
Moore has this to say, “Goddamn, I just
planted those fucking watermelons and
now she’s inhaling them!”
Fool Moore has also made the effort to
keep her out by surrounding the area with
iron bars. It is unsure if this will work.
Picture Caption: Upcoming event.
Here is another event! This one is not
coming up until December, but it never
hurts to know about it early!
If you have any holiday suggestions,
please reach out to HP Deskjet 720C.
Picture Caption: This a watermelon crop surrounded by
iron bars to keep Ms. Hicks out.
Picture Caption: Proof of what all you can scan at the Walmart.
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New Walmart Opens Up in the Weber Union
Fool Moore has recently made yet another excellent bot! The
bot is what runs our new Walmart as its self-checkout. Now
people can, as the picture says, scan anything and check its
price. Some examples include: Greenland, 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20500, Pizza Tower, Chef
Linguini, balls, and Glenn.
Have fun with it! The command is wsc!scan and then whatever
you’d like.
You can also check your cart and even pay for your stuff. By
using wsc!cart, you can find out your total and what all you put
in your cart. Then, to pay you use wsc!pay and however much
you owe, or more. Warning, there is a fifty percent chance that
your payment may not be accepted, but don’t worry. You can
just try again!
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Saturday March 22, 2025
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Picture Caption: Main Page of WikiGlenn, the Weber Union’s Wiki.
WikiGlenn Gets Major Upgrade
No, we did not add the TF2 Gex Update to lore
Glenn Jr. Jr.
Renewed interest in the Weber
Union’s own Wiki has proven the need
for updated pages.
Previously, this task was run by Glenn
Jr. Jr., but most members know how
that went.
There are some bugs on the Wiki, like it not saying it is secure.
However, those will be fixed, and are likely being noticed by
Fool or HP.
We are excited to have you all a part of this!
Also, for those thinking this was very serious: Haha, gex.
Have we found a new Wiki Manager yet? No, but our mods are
doing an excellent job at keeping things fresh for you!
For example, did you know that we fixed the number of
members and added specific lists for chatbots, bots, and former
members? Well, we did.
If you’d like your lore to be included on your page, make a
Google Doc and DM HP Deskjet 720C and she will fix your
page (likely with the help of Fool, man’s the genius behind all
this). We cannot wait to see your creativity shine through with
this new chapter of the Weber Union.
Picture Caption: Seaborne’s Wiki page.
“the wiki is turning out great”
- Fool Moore
Thank you for reading this month’s newsletter! Hopefully, I can
keep up with it. I enjoy taking time to just research the events
that have happened this month, and find what should and should
not be included.
If you have any suggestions for stories, submit them by DMing
HP Deskjet 720C with the message link or idea!
Once again, thank you, and have a lovely day!
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